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Dear Defacebook.
Trashed Godzilla's pad while on vacation. Flung poo all over monster Island. Can't wait to see what ol' 'atom breath' does about it.
You've added Gamera as a friend.
Oh great. I forgot my password again. Let's see...security questions....What was the first major city you destroyed?
Kong, I hate to break this to ya, but everyone can see you from your fortress of solitude...
Geez....the lengths I have to go to get some privacy!
"I'm so gonna have the best Instagrams up here."