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Ted and Carol lost that well paying beer gig when they sampled too much of the product, and got 'Frisky' with the Ad Execs toupee.
Man: "'Little things..?' Mine's bigger than this here bottle!"
Woman: "Not even close, dear. Not even close."
Man:" See,Alice? Enough beer and even the kids seem worth it."
...I say "Spencer"
Man: Sure takes the edge off all that crank we did.
Woman: Yeah, heh heh hmm hmm hmm.