Okay, crazy scenario here. ...
Imagine all the people that post here decided to get together one night to watch a movie. ... and you get to pick the movie. ANY MOVIE you want.
What would you pick for us to watch and why?
Good question. I think my choice would have to be a blast from the past . . .
THE COWBOY KILLER.
Look up my thread on it sometimes. One of the greatest "What the heck did I just watch??" movies of all time.
Probably Teenagers From Outer Space. That one is so much fun cheesy badness.
Perhaps though it should be more challenging, truly bad movie worthy in a challenging to sit through kind of way since generally only true bad movie fans can do that....
Still Teenagers would likely be my pick.
I'd have to go with the classic Plan 9 From Outer Space. You can't go wrong with an Ed Wood film, especally a film that involves aliens, zombies, and incompetent police detectives.
Dead Alive, because how can you top a Kung-fu priest kicking Zombie ass before becoming a zombie?
"Star Crash"
...because this flick was my intro to Italian "B" movies (and exploitation cinema in general) when I was a wee lad...and also because Net searching for info on this flick a few years back is what led me to this forum!!
Also, Caroline Munro. Hot.
Nothing fancy...probably Jaws or Das Boot.
Simply because those are probably my two most favourite movies of all time...and why should I watch anything else than my favourite movie with you guys.
I'd subject you all to Creatures From The Abyss aka Plankton.
Plankton Trailer.flv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTqFWHyZ2mE#ws)
Even though I've never seen it before, I would like to see it with you guys..
SHAKMA
Sounds so bad, it would be hilarious!
Quote from: retrorussell on March 31, 2014, 01:40:04 PM
Even though I've never seen it before, I would like to see it with you guys..
SHAKMA
Sounds so bad, it would be hilarious!
It's not that bad...your typical Killer Baboon-movie.
Troll 2 (1990)
(http://popcornographyblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/troll-2-original.jpg)
Well, methinks this is the fun...
(http://legko.tv/uploads/3/2939/poster.jpg)
If the theater copies hadn't had such poor soundtrack quality, it might have done well. After all, it was the dialogue that made it work.
Quote from: messedup on March 31, 2014, 02:53:38 PM
It's not that bad...your typical Killer Baboon-movie.
Hmm.. then maybe PIECES. Yeah, that would be a great choice!
South African "classics": :buggedout: :buggedout:
Laser Mission
Nukie
The Demon
Take your pick from those.
Some good ones already mentioned. I would offer up Santa Claus (1959), because any film with Santa, Merlin, a devil, child slaves, and the orbital Claus space fortress is worth watching.
Tough one. How about Microwave Massacre? Always puts a smile on my face. :smile:
Turkish Starwars! I had a blast watching this on YouTube even though I had no idea what was going on due to lack of subtitles. Random Star Wars footage along with the occasional Indiana Jones theme makes for a good time. :teddyr:
I think Children SHouldn't Play with Dead things could be a nice one to watch as a group simply because how horrible it is.
Or if we want something a bit more fun, maybe Streetfighter the movie.
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 04, 2014, 12:54:20 PM
I think Children SHouldn't Play with Dead things could be a nice one to watch as a group simply because how horrible it is.
I dig that one. Sure it's talky and boring, but the ending totally makes up for the rest of it.
Help! Help! The Globolinks because it's the only Opera offering so far and we need a little culture around here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTumLOVW1AM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTumLOVW1AM)
subtitled version of course
Quote from: lester1/2jr on April 04, 2014, 03:59:56 PM
Help! Help! The Globolinks because it's the only Opera offering so far and we need a little culture around here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTumLOVW1AM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTumLOVW1AM)
subtitled version of course
Da-waaa?... Oh-key...German opera for Kinders? Some good German beer would go right nicely with that.
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Truly the stuff of (bad) legends..
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Movie Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJtHExo_Jqk#)
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD (1970)
I Drink Your Blood (1970) trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-vdVgiytEo#)
Its good for holidays too! :smile:
Flangepart - the way you get the Globolinks to go away is by playing music, but it's an opera, everyone's singing the whole time
I think I would have to say Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Always good fun to watch with a group.
No party would be complete without the classic Blood Freak!
Blood Freak Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9A3kZdy00#)
"Bloody Pit of Horror"....one of my very favorite bad movies. :wink:
Quote from: tracy on April 07, 2014, 12:47:41 PM
"Bloody Pit of Horror"....one of my very favorite bad movies. :wink:
Yikes! I own it, watched it, and never want to see it again!
Quote from: Andrew on April 07, 2014, 02:33:25 PM
Quote from: tracy on April 07, 2014, 12:47:41 PM
"Bloody Pit of Horror"....one of my very favorite bad movies. :wink:
Yikes! I own it, watched it, and never want to see it again!
Agreed: I googled the title and now I wish I hadn't. :wink:
Quote from: Trevor on April 08, 2014, 02:10:50 AM
Quote from: Andrew on April 07, 2014, 02:33:25 PM
Quote from: tracy on April 07, 2014, 12:47:41 PM
"Bloody Pit of Horror"....one of my very favorite bad movies. :wink:
Yikes! I own it, watched it, and never want to see it again!
Agreed: I googled the title and now I wish I hadn't. :wink:
I'll support you Tracy... BLOODY PIT OF HORROR is OK in my book.
(http://goregirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/bloody-pit-of-horror3.jpg)
Still, I think I'd want to inflict something on you guys that would scar you forever. You think you know bad movies? Have you ever tried to watch the incomprehensible AFTER LAST SEASON?
After Last Season Trailer (HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKcm8GSnwVc#ws)
Mofo will back me up on this one. It's jaw-dropping.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 08, 2014, 07:13:32 AM
Quote from: Trevor on April 08, 2014, 02:10:50 AM
Quote from: Andrew on April 07, 2014, 02:33:25 PM
Quote from: tracy on April 07, 2014, 12:47:41 PM
"Bloody Pit of Horror"....one of my very favorite bad movies. :wink:
Yikes! I own it, watched it, and never want to see it again!
Agreed: I googled the title and now I wish I hadn't. :wink:
I'll support you Tracy... BLOODY PIT OF HORROR is OK in my book.
(http://goregirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/bloody-pit-of-horror3.jpg)
Still, I think I'd want to inflict something on you guys that would scar you forever. You think you know bad movies? Have you ever tried to watch the incomprehensible AFTER LAST SEASON?
After Last Season Trailer (HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKcm8GSnwVc#ws)
Mofo will back me up on this one. It's jaw-dropping.
Oops, problem: I googled THAT title and now I want to see it. :wink:
Where the term 'no budget' finds it's ultimate meaning.
HORROR HIGH aka Twisted Brain(1974)...just because it's so delightfully full of '70's cheezy schlock.