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Movies => Bad Movies => Topic started by: Archivist on April 14, 2014, 10:34:00 PM

Title: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Archivist on April 14, 2014, 10:34:00 PM
Sometimes you find yourself in the weirder recesses of YouTube, and you come across things that you didn't know existed, and perhaps should have left alone.  Fiends and queens and tentacled beings, I present to you ... Sexsquatch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8WdydxQtF8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8WdydxQtF8)

(Dialogue is NSFW, be advised.)

Um, wow.  My eyes are finding this difficult to unsee.  Anyone seen this before?
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: indianasmith on April 14, 2014, 11:10:18 PM
Sounds like the dialogue might not be the only thing that's NSFW, judging by the title . . . I'm afraid to click the link! LOL
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 15, 2014, 12:06:22 AM
There's some blood but it's nothing obscene.

Unless you find "Stupid" to be obscene. 
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: indianasmith on April 15, 2014, 06:21:14 AM
I finally clicked the link and watched the trailer.  WOW, that looks horrible, and the women are all UGLY!
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: dean on April 15, 2014, 06:21:56 AM
Truly amazing
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Ted C on April 15, 2014, 11:27:50 AM
That's not bad. That's a conspiracy to remove good from existence.
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 15, 2014, 01:03:36 PM
Did anybody else notice how pale everybody looked?  It's like none of them had ever been outside before in their life.  I've seen black and white movies where the characters had more color. 
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Bushma on April 15, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
 :buggedout:

I... ... ...

*walks away*
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 15, 2014, 08:50:27 PM
The women are rough, but the Sexsquatch itself is a fine actor. I'd watch it. I've seen worse.
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: indianasmith on April 15, 2014, 10:07:58 PM
What's scary is that most of us here, myself included, have seen worse at one time or another.


WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?????? :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Derelict Coin-op on April 16, 2014, 12:23:22 AM
Ive seen worse but damn...that certainly didn't keep them from trying for the godaweful award.
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Archivist on April 16, 2014, 03:30:55 AM
I shudder to think what the rest of the movies from this director are like.  It makes Asylum movies look like Steven Spielberg.  And yes, as bad as this is, many of us have seen worse!
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 16, 2014, 05:44:07 AM
I'd rather watch Prometheus again.
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: JPickettIII on April 18, 2014, 10:45:00 PM
Is this for real?  Looks funny and a brain dead type of fun.
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: akiratubo on April 18, 2014, 11:35:54 PM
Quote from: Dr. Whom on April 16, 2014, 05:44:07 AM
I'd rather watch Prometheus again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!  Let's not get carried away, here!
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: Jack on April 19, 2014, 07:29:00 AM
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/4a519_ORIG-leaving_with_disgust_zpsbe873ebc.gif?t=1397909476)
Title: Re: Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 19, 2014, 08:31:29 AM
I recognize one guy from I spit chew on your grave, a movie I watched 4 minutes of and turned off. checked on google and yep it's him. this looks like a big step up actually
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