http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 (http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)
And...
as a friend of mine put it...
(I can't take credit for this...)
The rapper DOES have the balls to try it again if he wants to.
Two things that occurred to me when I heard this story earlier today:
Dude's name is "Andre" but from now on I bet everyone calls him "Andrea."
and
His last name is "Johnson." What's his middle name, "Has No?"
"I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner."
This is what came to my mind.
King Missile - Detachable Penis:
http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4 (http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)
You're supposed to put the severed penis in a plastic bag and then put that bag in another bag full of ice.
Just in case you ever find yourself in that situation :teddyr:
Quote from: Bushma on April 20, 2014, 08:23:10 AM
This is what came to my mind.
King Missile - Detachable Penis:
http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4 (http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)
Excellent choice! Couldn't have said it better. Karma to you, my brother!
Quote from: Zapranoth on April 19, 2014, 11:47:28 PM
"I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner."
I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
But I slipped and cut it off of me--e-E...
I wish I had my Oscar Mayer Weiner,
'Cause now I have a hard time going pee....
"thank you, thank you!" (bows to his audience) :cheers:
I guess you could also say "Bye bye, birdie"...
QuoteHis recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out"....
...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off".
- TGWD
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 23, 2014, 09:33:36 PM
QuoteHis recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out"....
...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off".
- TGWD
And the B-side hit, "Mini-Gun".