So now they have this: www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=243 (http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=243) :buggedout:
What the hell next: Trevor Vs Underpants? :buggedout:
Or maybe Piranha vs. Killer Bunny. Who will survive this battle of nasty, big, pointy teeth?
Or maybe even OctoSharkRanha vs. CrocoPython Rex: Orgy of the Ridiculous Combination Creatures.
Look for the sequel: Megavolcano vs. Superplane.
Why jump the shark when you can fly over it? :bouncegiggle:
Surely all must see the trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhL3GQGfL14
Poor Dean Cain, still stuck slumming for the Asylum.
So who you rootin' for... the airplane, or the volcano? :teddyr:
In other "Versus" news, Asylum's got this one slated for release next week:
(http://www.theasylum.cc/images/posters/AVE_large.jpg)
What puzzles me is the tag line "The Classic Sci-Fi Thriller Returns!" ... ummm, returns from where, exactly? :question:
Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum!
Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move."
Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus?
Oh. My. God.
I can can deal with the concept. I can even deal with Dean Cain. But Robin Givens? Unless she dies to save the airplane, I refuse to watch this movie.
That looks like fun!
Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out"
Quote from: Bushma on April 24, 2014, 08:23:56 PM
That looks like fun!
Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out"
Always remember : As the said in the KTMA days of the MST3k theme, "Joel says when you have lemons, you make lemonade."
There be riffing HERE! :bouncegiggle:
The premise sounds very promising :teddyr:
Forget Dean Cain, forget Robin Givens, this movie has a Sweat Hog!
(http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/kotter/kotter11.jpg)
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
Quote from: Flangepart on April 24, 2014, 12:51:48 PM
Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum!
Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move."
Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus?
Great Gorath reference there, Flange! :cheers:
Kind of wish they'd save the "VS" titles for the monster battles. Even the strongest plane isn't going to survive a volcanic eruption. Give it an equally silly title, like Lava in the Sky or Magmasphere.
I do like the tagline for Earth vs Asteroid> "Heaven is falling, Earth must Move". Is somebody going to get out and push.
As for the poor C-list celebrities in these movies, Tia Carrere is the one I noticed. Dean Cain was always going to be a small tv star, but I think people expected Tia's star to gain some extra height. She was in the hit Wayne's World movies, then a few smaller movie roles. Finally ending up on Relic Hunter where she played a Lara Croft inspired college professor. One of those stars that was close to success, but never found that right break out role.
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on April 24, 2014, 12:17:40 PM
(http://www.theasylum.cc/images/posters/AVE_large.jpg)
No.
This has gone beyond satire now.
Satire points at these movies and laughs.