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They sing the blues while cookin' chicken. Yeah, P.E.T.A. has a contract out on them.
With varying ethnic representatives buying out Kentucky Fried Chicken (and dressing like the Colonel), the franchise was renamed "Melting Pot Fried Chicken". Business thereafter took a sharp decline.
Chicken serial killers part 2.