From Portland (http://www.kgw.com/news/Naked-pedestrian-doing-push-ups-killed-in-North-Portland--257861741.html);
QuotePORTLAND – A naked man doing push-ups in the street was killed early Sunday morning in North Portland, police said.
A naked man was reportedly running in traffic near Portsmouth Avenue around 4 a.m., according to Pete Simpson of Portland police.
While officers were driving to the scene, another caller reported the man was doing push-ups in the roadway. A third caller then said the man had been hit by a vehicle, Simpson said.
When officers arrived, they found the man was deceased.
And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!!
Another reason to be glad I don't live in Portland, just near it.
I hope the driver that killed him doesn't feel too bad. I know I wouldn't :smile:
Not only does it sound like he was a "middle of the road" kind of guy, but it was "written in concrete" that he was gonna' get killed :twirl:
Quote from: indianasmith on May 04, 2014, 09:18:38 PM
And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!!
Ding ding ding ding ding!!!