(http://www.lileks.com/institute/stagworld/sir1050/4.jpg)
It was bad enough she signed the contract even after the manager asked if she could 'bark like a dog.' But having to wear a flea collar was the last straw!
(Dogs face the other direction)
Dog #1: Ugh, this is beneath even ME.
Dog #2: You said it. Let's get out of here and pee on tires.