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The humans are coming!
Relax, I planted the mike in the bedroom, and soon-blackmail city, big boy!
That alfalfa perfume you're wearing is driving me up the wall!
Bessie: How do you like my personal fragrance? I call it "dairy-air".
Bull: Damn, b*tch! P.U.! No WAY you only eat grass!
Got milk?!
Honey, when I called you a cow I didn't really mean it. Well I mean I did, but...