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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Flangepart on May 19, 2014, 08:57:12 AM

Title: The Captain says...
Post by: Flangepart on May 19, 2014, 08:57:12 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/William_Shatner_Julie_Newmar_Star_Trek_1967.jpg)

Lets do this...you be my new yoeman. And we'll work really close... together.
Title: Re: The Captain says...
Post by: sprite75 on May 19, 2014, 05:34:50 PM
Girl: Bill I think your phaser is sticking into my back.

Bill: That's not my phaser.
Title: Re: The Captain says...
Post by: tracy on May 20, 2014, 03:54:48 PM
Too much Romulan Ale and Kirk started grabbing everyone.
Title: Re: The Captain says...
Post by: retrorussell on May 20, 2014, 08:57:18 PM
In the Star Trek/I Dream of Jeannie crossover, Kirk asks Jeannie to grant his wish to have 2 wangs.  To her surprise upon granting it, he put them to use immediately.
Title: Re: The Captain says...
Post by: sprite75 on May 20, 2014, 09:31:27 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/William_Shatner_Julie_Newmar_Star_Trek_1967.jpg)

And that my dear, is my Captain's Log!
Title: Re: The Captain says...
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 27, 2014, 09:03:05 PM

"The Enterprise is approaching Uranus."

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