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"Well, one day you'll become just like old uncle Torgo, and this...will all be yours. Don't say I didn't warn ya."
Did someone shave a Wookie?
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"Yes, it can put hair on your legs as well as on your palms, but the chances of that are quite rare. Looks like you won the lottery.."
Son....I know this will come as a shock....but you're adopted.