(http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/14/0614/0601art/product/borden1.jpg)
On the down side, being a cow-vampire requires coffins the size of a Volvo.
Watch your step otherwise you might step in some of the strikes Bessie's been rolling.
That's disgusting! I don't remember you drinking me!
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