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So this is what a Ferengi dildo looks like? (Note to self, stick hand in station's fusion reactor later today to sterilize it).
This is a Ferengi urine sample??? EWW!!! I always thought it was Ferengatorade!
Hmmm....this is the smallest damn Dalek I've ever seen.