Here's a meat grinder (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/17/derek-bennett_n_5503812.html) who's not the sharpest tool in the shed;
QuotePolice in Tulsa, Oklahoma, had to deal with a touchy situation Saturday afternoon: A man who was allegedly masturbating at a Walmart.
Derek Bennett, 26, was booked on two counts of indecent exposure after witnesses reported that he was masturbating in the middle of Walmart, KTUL TV reports.
Security cameras reportedly captured Bennett pulling his genitals from his pants and masturbating, TulsaWorld.com reports.
When he was done, he left the store and was arrested when officers pulled him over in his vehicle.
The guy was only jacking around, I'm sure. He's probably a bit whacked and thought he could pull it off.
Who gets that turned on by Walmart? :question:
I'm surprised this happened so far south. I thought it was more of a yankee thing.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 18, 2014, 07:30:05 PM
I'm surprised this happened so far south. I thought it was more of a yankee thing.
:cheers:
That guy had real balls.
I'm surprised he could pull something like that off.
They'll probably settle this in Small Claims Court.
They may put him away for a long stretch.
Or else he may hope the whole things just peters out.
- TGWD
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 18, 2014, 09:37:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 18, 2014, 07:30:05 PM
I'm surprised this happened so far south. I thought it was more of a yankee thing.
:cheers:
That guy had real balls.
I'm surprised he could pull something like that off.
They'll probably settle this in Small Claims Court.
They may put him away for a long stretch.
Or else he may hope the whole things just peters out.
- TGWD
Not to mention having to "
stretch the truth" to "
get himself off" of the charges. This is one situation where "
taking the problem in hand" is only one part of the equation, the other part is making sure he can "
hold his own" during the trail.