The INSTANT I read the title of this film on Xbox Live Video's service, I knew I had to rent it. It listed Eric Roberts as being in the film, with his name prominently displayed on the promotional image and the introductory credits.
What I ended up watching (what I could bear to watch) was 80% some unknown actor wandering through the woods while the terrible soundtrack droned on, with 10% obscured shots of Bigfoot walking around and occasionally shaking trees??? Then 5% Eric Roberts providing the most uninspired narration of all time, and another 5% of guys hanging out in a single house, shirtless, and posing in their underwear in front of mirrors with their turkey hunting guns.
I was so confused, disturbed, and disappointed I just turned it off.
How do you screw up a movie with such a perfect plot idea for a B movie?
We had a mini-discussion of this one on the "recent viewings" thread.
IndiansSmith was as appalled as you were,
Although I msut say, if 5% of the movie was women walking around shirtless, I'd consider watching it time well spent. To each his own, eh?
It was a LOT more than 5%!! The only time those guys wore shirts was when they donned skintight muscle shirts.
GACK!! Fortunately, THE COED AND THE ZOMBIE STONER helped me detox from this one . . .
It's David DeCoteau - I knew there would be underpants involved.
Quote from: Jack on July 04, 2014, 06:28:40 AM
It's David DeCoteau - I knew there would be underpants involved.
I assisted on that production: I provided the underpants. :wink:
Quote from: Jack on July 04, 2014, 06:28:40 AM
It's David DeCoteau - I knew there would be underpants involved.
How the hell he had Puppet Master III in him, I'll never know.
Just watching the trailer for this, it's clear it's abysmal.
Quote from: indianasmith on July 03, 2014, 10:54:17 PM
It was a LOT more than 5%!! The only time those guys wore shirts was when they donned skintight muscle shirts.
GACK!! Fortunately, THE COED AND THE ZOMBIE STONER helped me detox from this one . . .
Well, I suppose I should clarify that I could only stand to watch up to the point when they started disrobing. So, 5% was all I witnessed.
Daggonit! This was supposed to be so cheezily cool! Whoever is responsible deserves to be buried alive.