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Shirley always stacked the plates before she started throwing them. Bob hauled a$$ when he saw them stacked twice as high as usual.
"Better get the hell out of here.. I got drunk and p*ssed in the sink last night!"
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Time to grab the old 'pad and play some Angry Birds.
Bob hurried to grab the tv remote so they wouldn't have to watch "I Love Lucy" again.