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Shor' darlin. Ain't ya ever knowed a coyboy's hat indicates the size of his...whait, where ya goin?...
... O' course, he was just exaggeratin' a wee bit, but that lil' fib kept on growin', & 'fore 'e knew it, that crazy story was even bigger than he was...
"My God, Billy! It's gotten bigger!"
I see you're admiring my sexy eyes....what else would make you stare like that.