So to speak... (http://www.thonline.com/news/tri-state/article_e8cb2ecc-0ba5-11e4-86dd-001a4bcf6878.html)
QuoteJohn P. Marty, 48, faces the serious misdemeanor charge after his arrest Saturday.
According to a criminal complaint, Dubuque police responded at 1:17 p.m. Saturday to Pickle Barrel, 2418 Central Ave., for a report of a man touching himself inappropriately.
The complaint said witnesses told officers that Marty entered the store to get something to eat and sat at a table. An employee said she saw Marty watching a pornographic video on his cellphone when he started touching himself inappropriately.
Officers reported that Marty admitted watching pornography on his phone but that he denied doing anything else inappropriate.
state pride
*Hurriedly deletes videos and feelthy peectures on his Nokia* :wink:
Where else can you finger a gherkin than at Pickle Barrel?
Cheeseheads.
He got a raw dill.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 16, 2014, 07:15:03 AM
He got a raw dill.
Yeah. After all the only thing he did was tickle his pickle.
He was just gherkin around!
PACKERS!!!