Our favorite state, again (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/jet-ski-domestic-battery-675421);
QuoteJULY 15--While out jet skiing Sunday afternoon, a married couple got into an argument that turned violent because the woman saw her husband and another male "involved in a sex act together," according to investigators.
The confrontation between Michael Doster, 49, and his spouse of two years resulted in Doster's arrest for domestic battery. He was released from a Florida jail today after posting $5000 bond on the felony count.
As detailed in a Manatee County Sheriff's Office report, Doster and his wife Pamela were on a Sea-Doo jet ski near the Passage Key sandbar at the mouth of Tampa Bay when they began quarreling. Pamela, a deputy noted, brought up the fact that she "saw the defendant and another unknown male involved in a sex act together."
While not specifying when or where this alleged sex act occurred, the cop noted that Pamela reported it involved "giving each other a blow job."
I got this.
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