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Him: "Ya know what you and this vaccume have in common?"
Her: "A desire to have a longer hose to work with?"
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Fred realized that, no longer what attachments he had, there would be one "hard-to-reach area" he would never be able to get to. And her name was Phyllis.
Sweet! I get my husband drunk and he does all the housework! Woohoo!