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Title: Mutant Cows: This time it's personal.
Post by: Flangepart on July 22, 2014, 08:18:21 AM

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Elmer couldn't wait to get the squirrel paws grafted to his hooves. Then he could handle human tools just like his daughter.

Title: Re: Mutant Cows: This time it's personal.
Post by: TheDope on July 27, 2014, 11:32:01 PM

(http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/14/0714/0703art/product/borden1.jpg)

Daughter Cow: Mama, if we're the dominant species on Earth and humans are our livestock, where do we get milk from?

Elsie: You don't want to know, dear. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!"

Title: Re: Mutant Cows: This time it's personal.
Post by: retrorussell on July 28, 2014, 04:00:53 AM

Squirrel: Psst! Hey, Grams! There's a truck outside that says "Jerry's Slaughterhouse" on it! I think they've come to pick you guys up! Not sure what 'slaughterhouse' means..
Elsie: Me neither, but it sounds fun! Let's go!!

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