Fairly self-explanatory..
But hopefully the new title will make it somewhat humorous.
Let's take:
THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS
And turn it into:
THE BREAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS
And if you like, add a synopsis to the new film!
Like:
During a shark attack, a woman's breast is chewed off and sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Due to man's pollution of ocean waters, the breast mutates into a giant aquatic monster, attacking ships and drowning sailors in white, lactic death.
You're up, folks!
THE ROOM
THE BROOM
Johnny finally finds a pole he can ride without any problems, except splinters. :buggedout: :wink:
THE WILD GEESE
THE WILD GEESES
Literacy is not required to become a mercenary. :wink:
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
NO c**tRY FOR OLD MEN
Viagra didn't help the old sheriff. :tongueout:
BIRDMAN
BIDMAN
Michael Keaton tries to become an auctioneer. :wink:
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY
THE GOD MUST BE CRAZY
There is only one, after all. :smile:
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
IN THE EAT OF THE NIGHT
A small town sheriff gets the munchies late one hot evening. :wink:
FUNNY PEOPLE
DUNNY PEOPLE
Friends trapped in an Australian toilet tell jokes to pass the time. :wink:
Night of the Living Dead.
Night of the Living Dad.
A family becomes mistakenly convinced the patriach of the family has become on of the undead. They fortify themselves inside their remote farm house while the poor father tries to break into his home.
THE YES OF LAURA MARS
Laura Mars becomes everyone's friend because she obeys their every whim.
MOO OVER PARADOR
Richard Dreyfuss stars as a cow who must impersonate a deceased president, who also looks like a cow, in the fictional country of Parador.
THE CHIN SYNDROME
Everyone working at a nuclear power plant is infected by a leak and grows prominently large chins.
THE STRAIGHT TORY
A British conservative insists he isn't gay
SCHINDLER'S LIT
Oskar Schindler has too much to drink
FORREST HUMP
Goes without saying
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF EAT BALLS
The weather will be overcast, and people will devour testicles.
Quote from: retrorussell on March 11, 2015, 08:11:06 PM
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF EAT BALLS
The weather will be overcast, and people will devour testicles.
:buggedout: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS
THE FAT AND THE FURIOUS
People with weight issues get angry after not dropping any weight. :wink:
PULP FICTION
GULP FICTION
People have trouble swallowing all the BS here. :wink:
MY FAVORITE EAR
A man gets an ear transplant and loves it.
THE COTTON CUB
A young bear joins a jazz club in the 30s.
SITAR WARS
Han, Luke, Leia, Chewie, R2, C3PO and the gang embrace Hindu music.
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
THE GAGNIFICENT SEVEN
A bunch of cowboys eat too much beans, drink too much coffee and puke. :tongueout:
MIDNIGHT RUN
MIDNIGHT RUNS
Robert De Niro gets an upset tummy late at night. :tongueout:
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
THE BEAGLE HAS LANDED
A flying doggie poops on everyone from above. :wink:
THE GUNS OF NAVARONE
THE BUNS OF NAVARONE
During World War 2, a crack commando unit launch an assault on a Greek bakery. :wink:
'FRO HERE TO ETERNITY
Soldiers stationed in Hawaii during the Pearl Harbor attack decide to change their hairstyles.
PISCES
A fish born between Feb. 19- Mar. 20 kills Boston coeds with a chainsaw.
CONE WOLF MCQUADE
Chuck Norris plays a wolf recently undergone surgery, and fitted with a cone around his head so he won't chew at the wound.
TREMORS
TREVORS
Air sickness bags included :teddyr:
Quote from: cqmorrell on March 21, 2015, 11:55:57 PM
TREMORS
TREVORS
Air sickness bags included :teddyr:
LOL :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
SHARKNADO
SHARKNADS
A proud guy shark lets it all hang out. :buggedout:
A BRIDGE TOO FAR
A BRIDGE TOO FART
Richard Attenborough loses control of himself. :buggedout:
Quote from: Trevor on March 17, 2015, 08:48:06 AM
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
THE BEAGLE HAS LANDED
A flying doggie poops on everyone from above. :wink:
Or, Snoopy in his Sopwith Camel vs. Trevor in his Albatross to see who can create the biggest stink in the skies over Europe.
I cheated here but:
BIRDEMIC
BIRDENEMA :tongueout: :buggedout:
LICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
Ellen Burstyn plays a louse leaving the heads of her human hosts in New Mexico, taking her young nit with her to Monterrey, California, and works at a diner.
Lord of the Rungs:
The story of one Hobbits struggle to be the fastest ladder climber in the shire.
BEAUTY AND THE BREAST
The ex-prince, for being such a mean beast, is cursed with another spell-- he is turned into a mammary. Can Belle love a boob?
Quote from: retrorussell on March 27, 2015, 01:40:02 PM
LICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
Ellen Burstyn plays a louse leaving the heads of her human hosts in New Mexico, taking her young nit with her to Monterrey, California, and works at a diner.
:buggedout: :twirl: :tongueout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Directed by Martin Scratchysese :wink:
TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST
CRACK OF THE MOON BEAST
Fearsome beast gets its jollies by sneaking up on people and mooning them
THE ICE PILATES
Robert Urich leads a group of futuristic thieves in an effort to condition themselves with ancient Greek calisthenics, while doing them in icy conditions.
RoboTop - a robot 'spinning top' - not that exciting.
WOLF
GOLF
Jack Nicholson is bitten by a wolf on a lonely road, and inexplicably transforms into a talented (and very hairy) golf whiz
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
NIGHT OF THE LIVING BEAD
Hippies become zombies, chanting "Peace, no love and brainzzz" :wink:
THE SLAYER (1982)
~
THE SPAYER
A female pet and her canine/mongrel girlfriends vacationing on an island are terrorized by a demonic figure created from her nightmares, bent on removing their ovaries and uterii.
BEVERLEY HILLS COP
BEVERLEY HILLS COPE
The rich folk in California can get by, no problem. :wink:
JOHN RUSSO'S MIDNIGHT
JOHN RUSSO'S MUDNIGHT
Satanists are covered in muck one night. :wink:
THE BLOB
THE BOB
A meteor crashlands from outer space, bringing along with it an infectious dance that threatens to overtake a small Pennsylvania town
Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2015, 07:29:03 AM
JOHN RUSSO'S MIDNIGHT
JOHN RUSSO'S MUDNIGHT
Satanists are covered in muck one night. :wink:
I'd rather Mr.Russo himself were covered in poop.
POINT BRAK
Keanu Reeves stars as a wacky alien going undercover to fit in with a surfing crowd.
DAWN OF THE DEAD
LAWN OF THE DEAD
Hey, who do you think keeps the grounds so neat during the zombie apocalypse anyway? :smile:
THREE X-MEN AND A BABY
Jean Grey, Cyclops and Wolverine are stuck with caring for a screaming brat.
WEST SIDE STORE
The Jets and the Sharks fight over who gets to buy the last clearance sale-priced package of smoked bacon.
NIGHT TRAIN TO ERROR
3 stories are woven with the common premise of people making mistakes.
Quote from: retrorussell on May 02, 2015, 11:43:08 PM
THREE X-MEN AND A BABY
Jean Grey, Cyclops and Wolverine are stuck with caring for a screaming brat.
THREE X-MEN AND A LITTLE LADY
The aforementioned brat turns out to be a mutant, herself
DOGE SOLDIERS
wow
such werewolf
much violent
so howling
GODZILLA VS MEGALOG
The big G fights his most noxious enemy ever: one with severe digestive problems and worse, a willingness to share
KUJO
Jotaro from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure gets a scorching case of rabies
THE FANTASTIC FUR
A superhero quartet of human/animal hybrids: Bone Grimm (dog), Moosan Storm (cow), Donkey Storm (donkey), and Bleat Richards (goat).
HUMANOIDS FROM THE DERP
Humanoid fish-men do predictable, stupid and silly things, and then say, "Derp!".
POCKY
An up-and-coming boxer gets his strength from a Japanese flavored cookie stick.
THE FISH THAT HATE PITTSBURGH
Somethin' about Pittsburgh that fish just don't seem to like!
SUPER BUZZ
A cop gets super powers after drinking beer laced with nuclear radiation.
SQUIRT
Killer worms spray people with water pistols.
ROLLER BOOBIE
Topless women rollerskating! Yes please!
JOYSTINKS
Ugh.. what did Joy eat? Turd tacos? Phew!!!
Brozen: two brothers get cold. :wink:
Captain America: The Thirst Avenger :wink: :wink:
Cap gets a raging thirst after drinking Trevor's terrible coffee :drink: :wink:
IRON BEAGLE
A dog becomes a cocky young fighter pilot, trained by Louis Gossett Jr. Who's a good boy?
SCRAM
We don't want yer kind around here, Ghostface! Git! Skedaddle!
GHOST STORE
We got all kinds of spooky sheets on sale! Float on in!
DONG OF THE SOUTH
Man, that Uncle Remus sure is gifted!
JASON XX
Jason has 2 X chromosomes-- he's actually female!
BLUE MONKEY - "BLUE DONKEY"
A cerulean ungulate causes havoc at a Canadian veterinary office
AN AMERICAN TAIL - "AN AMERICAN FAIL"
Cellphone camera footage of ordinary mice failing at various things
MONSTER A GO GO - "MOBSTER A GO GO"
There was no monster, capiche?
DOGS - "POGS"
Animate cardboard discs begin attacking people
THE FLY - "THE FRY"
David Hedison invents a new instant french fry cooker, and of course things go awry
JURASSIC PARK - "JURASSIC BARK"
An hour and a half of small dogs in adorable dinosaur costumes chasing around children and RC cars