(http://lileks.com/bleats/archive/14/0814/0801art/bw/4.jpg)
"Sure, Phil, we could do it by computer...but doing the Federation Lottery this way is so...quaint, don't ya think?"
Sweet! Those are the biggest gumballs I've ever seen! Hey, can I bum a quarter off of you?
So, this is what got into the septic system after bubble gum, soap, & alka seltzer got into the food supply...