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Lee Van Cleef: "That's it. I'm taking that job offer from Italy. Better ring up my agent and then call Clint."
"And she was so fat, that her sister worked for the phone company! Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. No, I don't smo- GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! GET OFF THE STAGE! HHHAAALLLPPP!!!"