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For the rest of his life, Bobby would shudder when he heard the words 'milk' or 'Udder.'
Mrs. Bessie.. you're trying to SEDUCE me!!!
(cow giggles)
This is the day the kid learned why his mother was so adamant that he not touch his father's Tennessee sipping juice.