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"Honey, your dad passed out in the elephant tent, snockered, face up, and Jumbo pooped on his head. It's life. Deal with it."
Timmy's love for a pachyderm in the PLAYELEPHANT magazine gave him a "special feeling", so in case he needed to go Number 3, he would have Kleenex ready.
Childhood? Heck! That's the story of my life! :hatred: :bluesad: :lookingup: