(http://lileks.com/bleats/archive/14/0814/0802art/bw/8.jpg)
Of course, Greenpeace hated that headline. No one cried for all the whales it landed on.
Except for that eencie weencie tsunami...
However, there was nothing about Sprite's cats marching on the nation's capital demanding beer in this edition of the newspaper...
Unfortunately, it completely missed that new continent made entirely of trash...