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Ah! Fredric Wertham was right!
Oh dear God! Master Bruce has been reading porn?! ..Oh my, Batgirl can accommodate quite the Thuringer sausage.
Oh dear! What on Earth are Master Dick and Miss Gordon doing to each other here?!?! And why is Master Bruce standing over in the corner wearing only his mask?
I'm going to be portrayed by Michael Caine?
But I don't have a cockney accent!
"It says here I can make my own fortune by selling Grit!"
A town in Turkey named Betmen Yarasa Adam?
And here's a picture of the town mascot!
Why, this could be just the sort of disguise Master Wayne's been looking to incorporate into this vigilante thing he's been working on!