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Picard: Come on man, hurry up. You Jedis are pathetic. Captain James T. Kirk would've had it open by now and half consumed!
Obi-Wan: I'm doing the best I can Jean-Luc. Opening a beer bottle with a lightsaber isn't anywhere near as easy at it looks!
Starfleet officer: Interesting, this seems to be a container for a 20th century alcoholic beverage, but typically they wouldn't have been this large. What is it doing on this planet?
Jedi: WE SHOULD STAB IT WITH OUR LIGHTSWORDS. HURRRRR
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Obi-Wan: "You know what we don't need just now?...Stormtroopers."
Jean Luc:"Are they dangerious?"
Obi-Wan: " Nah. But they drink like crazy, and I ain't even got the bottle open."