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Pookie? Why don't you take Roomba to the dog park...across the road. I need to call the insurance company.
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Hello, police? Yes, I'm trapped in a phone booth with an evil midget and a demonic wienie dog between me and my car. What? Off-white nylon with lace. Why do you ask?