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Mr. Ted, Mr. Ed's Brother, doing an ad for Old Paint Scotch, found out the hard way horses and alcohol should never mix.
Best enjoyed with long socks. And a...horse.
If I get too drunk to walk, the horse knows the way home.
If you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse!
"Look at your beverage. Now look at mine. Now back to your beverage, now back to mine."