Trying this out on Netflix.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQtLZRdWwz0
Only a two-star rating, but it seems like a decent low-budget film at the 16-minute mark. Adequate acting, costuming, and effects, and it doesn't take itself too seriously.
18:15 - This is my *boomstick*!
25:04 - She can't fight very well, but she can disappear like the Goddamn Batman!
28:10 - Okay, maybe she isn't *that* bad at the fighting.
33:03 - Ya think?
48:33 - That is a BFG!
59:45 - You call that an army? Welcome to Earth.
1:01:30 - You picked a bad time to show up.
1:01:43 - Oblivious...
The fight choreography doesn't suck (even if it's not realistic).
1:23:39 - He gave *much* better than he got.
1:25:25 - Reliably cowardly.
I don't feel like I wasted those 90 minutes! FOUR SLIMES!
I'm having nostalgic flashbacks to my reviewing days.
I'll have to watch it myself and check your timestamps.
The movie poster:
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/dragonfire_zpse1f69dde.jpg)