Facepalm. (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/heroin-hidden-in-buttocks-enhancer-687543)
QuoteOCTOBER 3--A Massachusetts woman is facing narcotics charges after police discovered heroin and painkillers hidden underneath a prosthetic derrière enhancement that the suspect told cops she wore because, "I don't have a butt."
Following a traffic stop last month in Buzzards Bay, police arrested Jill Roy, 33, when a bag containing various pills fell from her pants leg as she was standing near a patrol car, according to a police report.
Upon being transported to the Bourne Police Department for booking, Roy admitted ownership of a one-ounce bag of marijuana found inside the 2005 Volkswagen Jetta she was driving. Roy's passenger, Jennifer Johnson, 32, was arrested on several outstanding warrants.
The police report--which alternately describes Roy as unemployed and working at Dunkin' Donuts--notes that she has a "very lengthy criminal record" including collars for "possession and distribution of illegal narcotics." Roy, cops added, is currently on probation for drug possession.
I'll give her points for creativity and originality for her hiding spot.