From (obviously) Florida; (http://www.wfla.com/story/26786806/cops-man-masturbated-with-stuffed-animal-at-walmart-in-brooksville)
QuoteBROOKSVILLE, FL (WFLA) - Police in Brooksville have arrested a man for allegedly masturbating using a stuffed animal inside Walmart.
Police say 19-year-old Sean Johnson of Lake Panasoffkee has been charged with indecent exposure in public and criminal mischief for the act.
Officers responded to the Walmart on Broad Street just before 3 p.m. Tuesday for the complaint. Employees say they saw Johnson using a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department where he masturbated into the animal. The incident was caught on camera.
He then put the toy, now covered in ejaculate, back on the shelf, police say. Other items were contaminated and could not be sold.
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And also....
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That happened in Walmart? How odd... :bouncegiggle:
There are times when no condescending, snide remark will suffice . . . :bluesad:
Wonder if that one will make it to People of Walmart?