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"It's your ol' pal Dr. Draco, here on KAOS, the station that brings you interviews with ALL you favorite villains! Stick around as next segment when I ask that scoundrels scoundrel, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, who he's gonna carve up for this years pumpkinhead!"