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"Okay, you...you beer dwinkin cats you! Meet my fwend, Mr. Tibbles. He dwinks Whisky! And he's had a Baaaaad day! Hehehehehehe....."
No, Herr Fudd. You may not shoot my friend here. Why don't you try picking on someone your own size?
"And so you see I will take over the world mwahahaha OUCH he bit my finger!!!"