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Title: Going ape S#!%.
Post by: Flangepart on October 28, 2014, 08:51:36 AM

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"I know it's in here...Poo flinging...Poo contents- Ah, here it is! Paw washing. Very important to know, or so the legends say."

Title: Re: Going ape S#!%.
Post by: LilCerberus on October 28, 2014, 09:11:18 AM

Hamlet? Ham-LET?
Ten million years, Ten million monkeys on Ten million type writers, and all we have to show for for it is this schlock?

Title: Re: Going ape S#!%.
Post by: LilCerberus on October 28, 2014, 09:25:10 AM

Infinite Monkey Theorem isn't solve this tax crisis.
First of all, we don't have an infinite number of monkeys OR an infinite number of typewriters, & second, you're a gorilla & I'm an orangutang.

Title: Re: Going ape S#!%.
Post by: Olivia Bauer on October 28, 2014, 12:58:17 PM

"Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my slime hole and an egg timer up my other vagina."

"This is what qualifies as literature these days?"

Title: Re: Going ape S#!%.
Post by: LilCerberus on October 28, 2014, 11:47:48 PM

From what I've found in these ancient texts, I have good reason to believe that apekind may, in fact, NOT be the result of the DE-evolution of mankind, but rather, the results of eons of exposure to toxic levels of Rogain!

Title: Re: Going ape S#!%.
Post by: LilCerberus on October 28, 2014, 11:49:59 PM

In Darwin's name, we pray...

Title: Re: Going ape S#!%.
Post by: sprite75 on October 29, 2014, 06:14:17 PM

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"It was a dark and stormy night..."
"Maybe it'll get better."

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