(http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/14/1114/1103art/serial/4.jpg)
"And this little baby can slice through steel, disintegrate bank vaults, and the doberman who poops in your yard? Toast!"
(http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/14/1114/1103art/serial/4.jpg)
And once I find someone who has an extra $852 quadrillion dollars or so lying around I can build a much larger production model can be built.
"...and we promise much better results than those Swedish-made enlargers."