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"They called me crazy...insane...nuts! And boy were they right! Today exploding hair oil, tomorrow, the world!"
"The email said it was from a Nigerian prince, Betty, A NIGERIAN PRINCE!"
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She thought maybe it was time to talk to her husband about his drinking after he got drunk last night and stuck his thing in a light socket.
:buggedout: "George, no! No!"
:bouncegiggle: "Yes! It works! And I shall call it Rogain!"
:buggedout: "But George! You'll only get that stupid mullet again unless I-..."
:bouncegiggle: "Yes! With Just a few more treatments, I'll be able to kick out the jams, Keep It Between The Ditches AND LET MY FREAK FLAG FLY! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!"
:buggedout: "George! If you love me, get a haircut NOW!"