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"Mom's pregnant again, I'm sterile, and the kids are really aliens! Man. I love our new home X-ray machine!"
The reaction of Mom, Dad, and the Kids to the photos of Aunt Gracie at the family Christmas party.
"This DNA test proves this little girl's not our daughter, she's Wednesday Addams!"
Ha ha, daddy's been printing out his homoerotic novel!
Paper with words on it comes out; it's like...magic!