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Stay on their good side...you don't want the 'ice cream wedgie', trust me!
Fast forward 20 years to see them all holding their alcoholic beverage produced by the saccharification of starch and fermentation of the resulting sugar of choice instead of ice cream.
Shatner: "COOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!"
Angry children on the right, morose ones on the left.