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Her- "You know why the Sanitation Department gave us the Threatening Refuse Evacuation Vacancy? We have no sense of smell at all."
Him- "Well duh. Hey look. He dosen't use corn for texture. He uses gravel. Must be part goose."
You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the size and texture of their skid marks. Lookit here, this guy's a Capricorn, he enjoys sailing and rock-climbing, and he *really* loves ground beef!
It says here, that...
...
... I'm dizzy.
Quote from: retrorussell on December 15, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the size and texture of their skid marks. Lookit here, this guy's a Capricorn, he enjoys sailing and rock-climbing, and he *really* loves ground beef!
Rimshot! I don't mind when my jokes are topped. That's part of the fun! :thumbup:
Quote from: retrorussell on December 15, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the size and texture of their skid marks. Lookit here, this guy's a Capricorn, he enjoys sailing and rock-climbing, and he *really* loves ground beef!
Actually, I'm a Virgo but the other stuff is right. :teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: Flangepart on December 15, 2014, 07:15:44 PM
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"So...*cough*.. this is Trevor's application for US permanent residence? *Cough* I don't think so."
:teddyr: :teddyr: