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Ultraman Kowuhbunga. Protector of Southern California. Best known for using his Ultra Board to make evil doers 'Hang 11'.
Rejected pilot for a Silver Surfer TV series.
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And I'm 10 times better in the sack that Captain Kirk ever was!
Damn this sand gets everywhere.
"Guy charged me $250 for the custom paint job on the surf board, and only $50 extra to do me!"