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Title: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: sprite75 on December 28, 2014, 10:10:14 PM
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How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Duh, Sprite's cats cleaned out the store, this was all they had left!

Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: Jack on December 29, 2014, 08:05:37 AM
Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: Flangepart on December 29, 2014, 08:49:16 AM
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For those bad movies lovers who drink beer and are too depressed to go to the john...you need Depends.!


Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: sprite75 on December 29, 2014, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 29, 2014, 08:05:37 AM
Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.

At the four minute mark the hard, cheap liquor comes out.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: Flangepart on December 29, 2014, 06:20:18 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 29, 2014, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 29, 2014, 08:05:37 AM
Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.

At the four minute mark the hard, cheap liquor comes out.
Never have Mad Dog and Old Grandad been more needed.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 29, 2014, 10:25:06 PM
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Drink Old Milwaukee Beer - it beats hanging yourself.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: sprite75 on December 29, 2014, 11:01:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 29, 2014, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 28, 2014, 10:10:14 PM
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Drink Old Milwaukee Beer - it beats hanging yourself.

Just barely, though.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: LilCerberus on December 29, 2014, 11:37:39 PM
"Well, It's supposed to taste as great as it's name. I mean, I guess that's why they made so many TV shows about it back in the '70s."

"Yeah, but, who thought it would go great with a Lavern & Shirley marathon?"
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: sprite75 on February 04, 2015, 11:58:28 PM
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Saturday night is always a sad time for the Wisconsin Bachelor's Association.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: ER on February 06, 2015, 04:18:32 PM
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And in Slide 4, we see a group of typical suburban men getting through the difficult month between the Super Bowl and March Madness.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: retrorussell on February 07, 2015, 01:22:53 AM
They're not getting any younger, and they're from Milwaukee.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: sprite75 on February 07, 2015, 05:19:48 AM
Someone had his girlfriend but the beer.
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: Trevor on February 09, 2015, 12:50:39 AM
Quote from: Jack on December 29, 2014, 08:05:37 AM
Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I needed that laugh early on a Monday morning.  :cheers:
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: sprite75 on February 11, 2015, 12:08:40 AM
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Come on guys, I thought you'd all like this beer from the land of sky blue waters!
That's Hamms, you moron.  And the water up there is most definitely not blue!
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: Trevor on February 11, 2015, 06:02:28 AM
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My thoughts on Old Milwaukee Beer: It's like making love in a canoe - very close to water.  :drink: :twirl: :drink: :twirl: :wink: :twirl: :drink:
Title: Re: How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Post by: sprite75 on February 24, 2015, 12:25:35 AM
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Bottled water probably would've been better.