No, not me: this guy:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2900208/There-s-no-toilet-roll-send-help-Teen-rescued-embarrassing-mishap-TWEETING-Virgin-Trains-awkward-handover.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2900208/There-s-no-toilet-roll-send-help-Teen-rescued-embarrassing-mishap-TWEETING-Virgin-Trains-awkward-handover.html)
:buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: