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Title: Man in trouble for trying to have sex with a mailbox
Post by: sprite75 on January 17, 2015, 11:36:50 PM
No.  This wasn't Florida. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-tries-sex-postbox-busy-4989108)

QuoteA randy reveller was ordered to sign the Sex Offender's Register for trying to have intercourse - with a street POSTBOX.

Horny Paul Bennett 'started to make sexual advances' towards the traditional red pillar, bemused magistrates heard, in a busy shopping precinct.

The 45-year-old, who had pulled his trousers down, shouted 'wow' while rubbing himself up and down against it, on September 9, last year.

A shocked woman shopper saw him performing the bizarre and lewd act in the Scholes Precinct, Wigan, Greater Manchester, and reported him to police.

Title: Re: Man in trouble for trying to have sex with a mailbox
Post by: Trevor on January 18, 2015, 12:23:41 PM
All I can say is to quote Elvis and say "Return to sender, return to sender....
." :buggedout:
Title: Re: Man in trouble for trying to have sex with a mailbox
Post by: VenomX73 on January 18, 2015, 12:34:24 PM
(http://funny-pics-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Mailbox-Check-The-Mail-23.jpg)

deterrent
Title: Re: Man in trouble for trying to have sex with a mailbox
Post by: sprite75 on January 18, 2015, 05:01:06 PM
Quote from: VenomX73 on January 18, 2015, 12:34:24 PM
(http://funny-pics-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Mailbox-Check-The-Mail-23.jpg)

deterrent

Here in Iowa if that was out facing the road some a--hole kids would probably go after it with a sledgehammer.