She definitely went above and beyond (http://www.salon.com/2015/03/18/i_watched_the_randy_quaid_porno_so_you_dont_have_to/) the call of duty here;
QuoteYes, I have seen Randy Quaid's penis. I have watched Randy Quaid perform cunnilingus on his wife. I have watched Randy Quaid receive a blow job. I have watched Randy Quaid choke his wife with a belt while she brings herself to orgasm. And I have lived to tell the tale.
The first video, titled "Actor Randy Quaid and Evi Quaid on the Art of SEX in a Hollywood Marriage Part 1," opens with his wife lying on a bed wearing pigtail braids and the same black bikini from the previous video. Allow me to set the scene: The bed is covered with a black-and-red lumberjack blanket. Above it, a photo of Murdoch's face is pasted on the wall and tilted at an angle as though looking down at the action to come. There's also the subtle decorative choice of yellow tape reading, "Danger." Quaid is clad in the Hawaiian shirt he wore in "Independence Day" and a camo trucker hat. His beard is about twice as large as in the last video, rendering him more Santa Claus than "Duck Dynasty."
From the camera mounted on his desk, we see him wordlessly grab a GoPro and proceed to his wife on the bed. He pulls off her bikini bottoms and goes down on her. At least, it appears so. The bill of his hat blocks much of the action until Evi takes it off and puts it on her own head. Randy's face just sits there, wedged between her legs with hardly any movement. Is he alive? Is he breathing? Are there lingual acrobatics going on under his massive beard? It is entirely unclear, just as it is unclear if his wife is deriving any pleasure from it, as she makes nary a sound.
Speaking of sound, the whole time that this is happening, their dog, who is right there in the room with them, is barking in the background. Incessantly. Gratingly. I cannot emphasize enough how completely awful it is to listen to and yet they seem completely impervious to it. That is truly the most unbelievable thing about this video — not the weird sex or paranoid rantings, but the fact that they do not tell that dog to shut up.
Yeah, if you're really wanting to see the videos the original article has the links. I have no desire to see the Quaids doing it and I especially don't want to see Randy's junk.
Clicking on that link sent me into a three hour odyssey of tangential articles. Along the way I learned about the Duke uni porn star, a former ballerina's memoir about close encounters of the rearended kind, and the do's and don't's of physical intimacy with dolphins. How on earth did I end up there??? And now I have to get myself back to work. Aaarrrrgggghhhh...
I'll never understand people with dogs. A neighbor of ours has these two little perpetual motion machines and they're constantly barking their heads off. How can they maintain their sanity living in the same house with them?
Well I think they drink a lot, but still...
I'm having lunch now so I don't want to watch that. :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
Quote from: Trevor on March 26, 2015, 06:34:07 AM
I'm having lunch now so I don't want to watch that. :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
I never want to watch that. Regardless of whether I'm eating or not.