Not in Florida surprisingly.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-found-dead-after-having-sex-with-scarecrow-using-strapon-toy-10155137.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-found-dead-after-having-sex-with-scarecrow-using-strapon-toy-10155137.html)
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"F**ker had it coming."
he was just playing the field...
Quotedied during an "erotic game".
He must have lost.
Wait . . . why does a MAN need a strapon?
Never mind, I just don't want to know . . . :buggedout:
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on April 04, 2015, 12:43:29 PM
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"f**ker has it coming."
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You owe me some Windex!
Sweeet Satan! Thats the best thing I heard all f**king YEAR!
Oh dam-I cant stop laffing!
laughing compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLmd0100T9g#ws)
I'm choosing to believe that he found it next to Dorthy's scarecrow, which brings new and unsettling thoughts as well as insight as to why she missed him most. She used it on him......
Just logged on to find my karma shot up three points from a single post.
Wow. Thanks!
Well, thats something you don't hear every day.
Shepherd?! I thought that was what sheep were for. If I were the police, I'd start investigating all the members of the man's flock. It sounds like one of them didn't take too well to being cheated on by a scarecrow.