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Title: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: bob on April 04, 2015, 12:08:30 PM
Not in Florida surprisingly.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-found-dead-after-having-sex-with-scarecrow-using-strapon-toy-10155137.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-found-dead-after-having-sex-with-scarecrow-using-strapon-toy-10155137.html)
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Olivia Bauer on April 04, 2015, 12:43:29 PM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/25/15/enhanced-buzz-14285-1366916932-12.jpg)
"F**ker had it coming."
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: zombie no.one on April 04, 2015, 01:11:30 PM
he was just playing the field...
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Bushma on April 04, 2015, 02:39:53 PM
Quotedied during an "erotic game".

He must have lost.
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: indianasmith on April 04, 2015, 10:36:50 PM
Wait . . . why does a MAN need a strapon?

Never mind, I just don't want to know . . .  :buggedout:
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: sprite75 on April 04, 2015, 10:58:30 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on April 04, 2015, 12:43:29 PM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/25/15/enhanced-buzz-14285-1366916932-12.jpg)
"f**ker has it coming."


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You owe me some Windex!
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: RCMerchant on April 04, 2015, 11:03:58 PM
Sweeet Satan! Thats the best thing I heard all f**king YEAR!


Oh dam-I cant stop laffing!

laughing compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLmd0100T9g#ws)
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: bob on April 04, 2015, 11:27:44 PM
I'm choosing to believe that he found it next to Dorthy's scarecrow, which brings new and unsettling thoughts as well as insight as to why she missed him most. She used it on him......
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Olivia Bauer on April 05, 2015, 01:02:01 AM
Just logged on to find my karma shot up three points from a single post.

Wow. Thanks!
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on April 06, 2015, 01:47:13 PM
Well, thats something you don't hear every day.   
Title: Re: Man dead after using a strapon to have sex with a scarecrow
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on April 07, 2015, 04:39:30 PM
Shepherd?! I thought that was what sheep were for. If I were the police, I'd start investigating all the members of the man's flock. It sounds like one of them didn't take too well to being cheated on by a scarecrow.