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The massage therapist accepted payment in beer.
Since she was born without nerve endings in her back, she didn't notice the blood pouring out from the cat's attempt to massage her until it was too late.
CAT : "Now...make the mouse noises again. It inspires me."
Unfortunately for her, the cat was partially blind and had mistook for the litter box...
She particularly enjoyed the cat's dewclaws penetrating her skin.